My war with the crickets reached a new low last night as I accidentally stepped on one with BARE FEET. I am scarred--I am seriously considered cutting my foot, or at least part of it off. I can't seem to stop feeling that soft crunch... AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGG... Derek heard me screaming as I wiped my foot and half my epidermis off. He thought there was a snake or something. I told him I LIKE snakes and wouldn't be screaming, but try to catch it to put it outside. Too bad my charity doesn't extend to the crickets. After that life-shattering incident, I went down to change the wash again later and flushed two more crickets. Hasta la vista, baby!
Last night was a nice quiet night--Derek played some chess and I read a sci-fi book from my dad, The Digital Dead. It was pretty good, though based on all the black marker, may not be suitable for young readers....
We are having a mini-Enrichment meeting this Thursday on storing water. My friend and I are going to get some of those Pepsi syrup barrels for some of the people that signed up. I hope we can fit what we need in the van. I might have to hit Derek up for some daytime babysitting and make a couple trips... :)
I'm also hosting bookgroup tomorrow night on Asimov's Nightfall (the novel not the short story). I hope it goes well. I can't say that bookgroups that I talk into doing sci-fi have gone super well in the past. It's hard being such an outlyer--I don't know too many females who's favorite movies include Dumb & Dumber, Batman Begins, and the Matrix trilogies. Or that regularly read fantasy AND sci-fi. I guess I must have a strong "masculine" side... :)
Maren (the accidental cricket slayer)
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Cricket Woes
Posted by Maren Hansen at 11:55 AM
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What a fun day/week for you! I am so scared every time I move to a new place--I'm just getting over it here. The noise at the door would have put me over the edge. As a sidenote, in the book "The Prizewinner of Defiance, Ohio" they had a cat who could open doors. It was a true story too. So, you never know. :)
Nothing beats stepping on a slug and having it squirt up your leg.
GROSS for the crickets!! I'd say Steph's slug story has you beat, though. My favorite is when I went to throw away a HUGE spider I had just killed (surprising myself with my bravery) and having a different spider crawl out of the trash can as I opened the lid!
How was your book group?
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