Derek is an expert at Top Ten lists...

 10. You can buy Pass-Along cards, CTR rings, and Beehive bubblegum in
the grocery store checkout line.
9. The majority of trick-or-treaters are dressed as ancient prophets,
BYU cheerleaders, Jimmer, and Napoleon Dynamite characters.
8. The local drive-in is showing "The Living Scriptures."
7. You drive by the 3rd billboard in a row reminding you to do your
home teaching.
6. New city amendments passed by popular vote prohibit caffeinated
beverages, facial hair, and 2-piece swimsuits, while declaring green
jello w/carrot shavings as the official city food.
5. When opening a new bank account you're required to show 2 forms of
ID, last month's paycheck, and a current temple recommend.
4.The kid's after school clubs include: chess club, soccer,
missionary prep, and Personal Progress.
3. Even the drunks blast the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
2. Your son is invited to attend his friend's joint baptism/Eagle
Scout Court of Honor.
1. If the temple is too full you'll soon be able to walk down the
street to the other one.