As if it isn't hard enough having to poop in your pants and not be able to communicate with the stupid adults around you, recent studies have brought more infant problems to light:
NEW YORK—A new study published in The Journal Of Pediatric Medicine found that a shocking 98 percent of all infants suffer from bipolar disorder. "The majority of our subjects, regardless of size, sex, or race, exhibited extreme mood swings, often crying one minute and then giggling playfully the next," the study's author Dr. Steven Gregory told reporters. "Additionally we found that most babies had trouble concentrating during the day, often struggled to sleep at night, and could not be counted on to take care of themselves—all classic symptoms of manic depression." Gregory added that nearly 100 percent of infants appear to suffer from the poor motor skills and impaired speech associated with Parkinson's disease. 
(Yes, this is from the Onion... Click on link above to go to original page.)
3 comments:
Are you sure this article wasn't found in The Onion.
What?!?
Hope you are having a wonderful week!
Your baby looks handicapped with her tongue sticking out.
This is hilarious! I guess all my babies have mental problems, good thing they grow out of it.
My kids are so excited to come out and see you guys!
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